gelphieandfluff:

my question is, does Mamma Mia take place in

1) a universe where ABBA doesn’t exist and they’re just making up the songs as they go? 

2) a universe where ABBA DOES exist and everyone has rehearsed and memorized all of their songs just in case the situation arises where they might need one?

‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

acoolguy:

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

lizardsister:

dontstalkhaleyshedontlikethat:

lizardsister:

here’s your fukcing infinity war spoilers

hulk dabs

Korg plays fortnite

i need everyone to understand that neither of these are jokes

mlentertainment:

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so like. who’s gonna tell em…

rebel-in-tartan:

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Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

opal-meadows:

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

atheist-xmas:

thekingandqueenofcheese:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

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at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

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It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

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HUH????

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Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad